Take the Car Out of the Living Room Once in Awhile! You Trash Baskets!

Suck Chewbacca!

Her Skinniness Distracts from the Cock

Just a Little Off the Top, Please.

Szank You! Red Tales of a Ukraine Oli-Snark

Balls in the Sink! Watch Out for the Garbage Disposal!

"You Got Your Balls in the Wall!"--Krokus

The Face is Arab. The Mouth is French. Is it a Sin for Arab WOMEN to Shave?

Lita Ford is This Where You've Been? {All Spoken in German Accent}

Hideous Tropical Shirted Grandpa Films Overly Tan Nice Eyed White Woman

Attractive Ties to Ugly Fishnet to Put on Accents--the Fakest Canadian

Will You Tell Colleges You Like Me? Gurgle. Gurgle.

Overly Sweaty Reverse Oreo

Real Porn Chicks Won't Leave Anyone Alone! Not Even a French Weirdo!

Fleetwood Sac

Wide Eyes. Wide Tits.

Turk From Gerk

Green Eyed Goodness!

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